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Computers Are So Retarded

Posted by Jessismith - March 4th, 2012


I just found the most interesting document. A few years back, I decided to talk to my computer using its built in speech recognition software, and this is what it wrote back to me. I posted it for laughs. xD

Title: You Are Retard Used to be Computer

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